Scholarly Gangster Gifts

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

Too big to fail

The Giamatti era

Mobsters at the Beach

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

'This is going really well. I did a great job organizing this lecture.'

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

Why did the chicken cross the mafia

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

Mario's Family Portraits.

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

'My teacher says if I made bad grades, I'm spending too much time in front of the TV. I say if I made good grades, I'm spending too much time at school.'

'The least you can say is thank you for checking the tides.'

"The big boot Italy ain't gonna kick the small shoe Sicily no more, capiche?"

"You're gonna put me on that Nice List. Capeesh?"

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."