Scholarly Gangster Prints

GOOD FELLOWS

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

Too big to fail

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

The Giamatti era

Mobsters at the Beach

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

'This is going really well. I did a great job organizing this lecture.'

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

Why did the chicken cross the mafia

Mario's Family Portraits.

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

"He was a top boy - he could light up a room just by setting fire to it."

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"The big boot Italy ain't gonna kick the small shoe Sicily no more, capiche?"

"You're gonna put me on that Nice List. Capeesh?"

'The least you can say is thank you for checking the tides.'

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

I wasn't cheating...I was getting a second opinion.

'You're not a very good listener, are you?'