Gangster Prints

"Vinnie, we gotta talk about what 'bookmaking' means."

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

"Oh! You gave me such a start."

'Well, this is a pleasant surprise...I say I can't pay you back and you want to take me swimming!?'

"Talc is cheap."

'If you can't distinguish right from wrong, you have no business being the head of a crime family.'

'You do a good job here and maybe the Don will promote you.'

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

"Tommy, when ya gonna start doing your own laundry?"

"Take a long drink, son. Someday it will all be yours."

"You understand this was just business."

Affectation? No, I really am having violin lessons!

'Big Mikey will now add a few bullet points.'

"You should know by now, nobody puts the bite on me and gets away with it!"

Why did the chicken cross the mafia

"Can it, Louie! You knew damn well it was pajama day!"

'The least you can say is thank you for checking the tides.'

'I think you have the wrong idea,sonny!'

'Swimming with fishes - goodo - I've done whales and dolphins.'

'I don't care what is politically correct... hench person just doesn't sound right.'

"Then bring a smaller gun next time."

'Dammit! You guys haven't been doing your job. Serious crime is down 10%!'

'You're not a very good listener, are you?'

"I don't know, boss. I assumed 'Sammy The Seal' was like a nickname or something."

Mafia bird describes himself

'Who wants to be Mother f*cker?'

"You might be too sensitive for this job, Frankie."

"Luca Brazi sleeps with the fishes..."

"But that's enough about me. Tell me, what do you do?"

'Hey kid! You wanna bury somebody in the sand?'

'It's the only way I could get here.'

'ARRRGH you idiot,you idiot!!' 'When i said take the Don out, i MEANT for lunch!!' (a stupid mob guy kills the boss)

'Don't worry about my husband. He's never home early since he started working for the mafia.'

'Could you tie some trees to him so he'll attract the fish?'

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'