Literary Gangster Prints

'Omerta' sign in a Mafia library.

The Elliot Ness monster.

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

Mobsters at the Beach

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

Why did the chicken cross the mafia

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

"He was a top boy - he could light up a room just by setting fire to it."

Mario's Family Portraits.

'The least you can say is thank you for checking the tides.'

"Say hello to my little friend!"

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

'My meeting is running a little late, Marge. Can you reheat dinner when I get home?'

"You're gonna put me on that Nice List. Capeesh?"

'You're not a very good listener, are you?'

GOOD FELLOWS

Woman carrying Bridget Jones video : 'I got your gangster film. It's a special edition with alternative scenes.'

Whacked music.

The Godfather Sends Chess Master Bobby Fischer a Message. . .