Literary Gangster T-Shirts

'Omerta' sign in a Mafia library.

The Elliot Ness monster.

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

Mobsters at the Beach

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

Why did the chicken cross the mafia

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

Mario's Family Portraits.

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

"The big boot Italy ain't gonna kick the small shoe Sicily no more, capiche?"

'You're not a very good listener, are you?'

'The least you can say is thank you for checking the tides.'

"You're gonna put me on that Nice List. Capeesh?"

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

"Say hello to my little friend!"

Woman carrying Bridget Jones video : 'I got your gangster film. It's a special edition with alternative scenes.'