Gangster Stories T-Shirts

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Say hello to my little friend."

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

Mobsters at the Beach

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

Why did the chicken cross the mafia

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

"Don't make us warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

Mario's Family Portraits.

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

'The least you can say is thank you for checking the tides.'

"You're gonna put me on that Nice List. Capeesh?"

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

'You're not a very good listener, are you?'

Woman carrying Bridget Jones video : 'I got your gangster film. It's a special edition with alternative scenes.'

"Say hello to my little friend!"