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'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Say hello to my little friend."

Jimmy Cagney.

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

Mobsters at the Beach

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

Why did the chicken cross the mafia

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

"He was a top boy - he could light up a room just by setting fire to it."

Mario's Family Portraits.

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

"Don't make us warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

"You're gonna put me on that Nice List. Capeesh?"

'The least you can say is thank you for checking the tides.'

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

Woman carrying Bridget Jones video : 'I got your gangster film. It's a special edition with alternative scenes.'

The Godfather Sends Chess Master Bobby Fischer a Message. . .

"The big boot Italy ain't gonna kick the small shoe Sicily no more, capiche?"

'My meeting is running a little late, Marge. Can you reheat dinner when I get home?'