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"What I'd like to know, gentlemen, is how the hell we missed the boat on gangsta rap."

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

"Say hello to my little friend."

'This financial report is frightening. Who wrote it, Stephen King?"

Jimmy Cagney.

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

'The wife has me on a strict 'O Negative' diet.'

'I'll never forget, it was the day before Newton discovered gravity.'

The Reclusive Flying Hell Rat

"Say hello to my little friend!"

"Can I borrow a book about me?"

"I'm telling ya, it's time to muscle in on this internet thing."

'Don't worry boss...he will talk...we told him the fish was a piranha.'

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

'Rumble bees.'

Bob Hoskins

Genco - A Corleone Subsidiary

"We've been framed."

'Thursday is out - I got my anger-management class.'

"I'm a clownfish how, like I'm funny, like I amuse you, like I make you laugh?"

Scared trick or treaters flee from Dracula's house.

"Pretty Polly sleeps with the fishes"

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.

'Omerta' sign in a Mafia library.

'Does that look like your waiter?'

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."

'He knew too much!'

Mafia Passport Photo

"It just doesn't have the same panache."