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"What I'd like to know, gentlemen, is how the hell we missed the boat on gangsta rap."

"Say hello to my little friend."

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

'I'll never forget, it was the day before Newton discovered gravity.'

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

'The wife has me on a strict 'O Negative' diet.'

The Reclusive Flying Hell Rat

"Say hello to my little friend!"

"Can I borrow a book about me?"

"I'm telling ya, it's time to muscle in on this internet thing."

'Don't worry boss...he will talk...we told him the fish was a piranha.'

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

'Thursday is out - I got my anger-management class.'

'Does that look like your waiter?'

"I'm a clownfish how, like I'm funny, like I amuse you, like I make you laugh?"

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.

'He knew too much!'

'Rumble bees.'

'Omerta' sign in a Mafia library.

Genco - A Corleone Subsidiary

Scared trick or treaters flee from Dracula's house.

"We've been framed."

"Pretty Polly sleeps with the fishes"

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."

Mafia Passport Photo

"It's a simple arrangement. You get us on a plane, and we provide you with 'support.'"

"This is all we need! - A giant hat pin serial killer."