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"His schlock has gravitas."

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

"That's hardly necessary!"

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

Illogic Tree

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

Monster Clown

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

"Get out here Phil! The outside ideas are far better than the inside ones were!"

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

"So. . . how long have people NOT been laughing at you. . . ?"

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

"Inside me there's a juggler struggling to get out."

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

'I decided I need something to draw the eye away from my bald patch.'

'Mmmm. How do you get the custard so creamy? You must give me the recipie!'

'I'm sorry, but we're letting all of you go. Your jobs have been outsourced to India.'

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

Puzzle Family

Sharing the load.

Jigsaw puzzle shaped speech balloons.

'Ok lads, this is no laughing matter...!'

"Dr. Lutz is the city's top funny bone man."

'This must be your son - I can see the resemblance.'

"Okay, I'm intrigued."

"Now you're thinking outside the box!"

"Why do we need six letters to spell 'Wordle'?"