Schedule Satirist Gifts

Find the ideal gift for a schedule satirist—someone who loves poking fun at routines and schedules. Our collection features clever, funny items inspired by their sharp humor and creative spirit. Whether they’re a professional comedian, writer, or just enjoy witty banter, our products help showcase their unique perspective. From mugs to art prints, each item is designed to bring a smile and a nod of recognition to anyone who loves satire about the daily grind.

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David Trying to Remember How Goliath Ever Got on His Calendar

David Trying to Remember How Goliath Ever Got on His Calendar mockup

David Trying to Remember How Goliath Ever Got on His Calendar

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"This is called the 7:59 because it actually arrived at this time once...."

"This is called the 7:59 because it actually arrived at this time once...." mockup

"This is called the 7:59 because it actually arrived at this time once...."

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'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.' mockup

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

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"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room." mockup

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

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'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.' mockup

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

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"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all." mockup

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

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'He takes his organization chart seriously.'

'He takes his organization chart seriously.' mockup

'He takes his organization chart seriously.'

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"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"

"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?" mockup

"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"

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"Just how long has there been a maraschino cherry at the top of the organizational chart?"

"Just how long has there been a maraschino cherry at the top of the organizational chart?" mockup

"Just how long has there been a maraschino cherry at the top of the organizational chart?"

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Dolestart - A New Initiative

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Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

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How I met your mother

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'Don't let anyone in without an appointment, and don't give anyone an appointment.'

'Don't let anyone in without an appointment, and don't give anyone an appointment.' mockup

'Don't let anyone in without an appointment, and don't give anyone an appointment.'

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Boring Board Meeting

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"All those in favor of eroticizing our annual report 'aye.'"

"All those in favor of eroticizing our annual report 'aye.'" mockup

"All those in favor of eroticizing our annual report 'aye.'"

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Snowman Driver

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"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?" mockup

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

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"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't" mockup

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

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'Secondhand smoke.'

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"Well of COURSE it's mostly gobble-dee-gook! Were you expecting something different?"

"Well of COURSE it's mostly gobble-dee-gook! Were you expecting something different?" mockup

"Well of COURSE it's mostly gobble-dee-gook! Were you expecting something different?"

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"Wait a minute! This is a copy of 'TV Guide.' "

"Wait a minute! This is a copy of 'TV Guide.' " mockup

"Wait a minute! This is a copy of 'TV Guide.' "

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"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!" mockup

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

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'Job satisfaction is up, because there are fewer jobs.'

'Job satisfaction is up, because there are fewer jobs.' mockup

'Job satisfaction is up, because there are fewer jobs.'

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"I started at the bottom and worked my way up to not caring."

"I started at the bottom and worked my way up to not caring." mockup

"I started at the bottom and worked my way up to not caring."

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"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!" mockup

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

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'So what do we have here?' - dart board says, Take the Day Off, Ignore the Loser,Do What the Goof Says, and Act Interested.

'So what do we have here?' - dart board says, Take the Day Off, Ignore the Loser,Do What the Goof Says, and Act Interested. mockup

'So what do we have here?' - dart board says, Take the Day Off, Ignore the Loser,Do What the Goof Says, and Act Interested.

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'Time manager'

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Beating by Appointment.

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The laugh track refuses to work, but I can't see the problem."

The laugh track refuses to work, but I can't see the problem." mockup

The laugh track refuses to work, but I can't see the problem."

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"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute." mockup

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

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'Remember, guys, there's no 'I'll kill you before I ever budge an inch on any position' in TEAMWORK.'

'Remember, guys, there's no 'I'll kill you before I ever budge an inch on any position' in TEAMWORK.' mockup

'Remember, guys, there's no 'I'll kill you before I ever budge an inch on any position' in TEAMWORK.'

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'Gentlemen, circle around on the spot several times and be seated.' - At the dog AGM

'Gentlemen, circle around on the spot several times and be seated.' - At the dog AGM mockup

'Gentlemen, circle around on the spot several times and be seated.' - At the dog AGM

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"In the future, everyone will be famous for fifteen episodes."

"In the future, everyone will be famous for fifteen episodes." mockup

"In the future, everyone will be famous for fifteen episodes."

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TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Sean Hannity?'

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Sean Hannity?' mockup

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Sean Hannity?'

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'What's the antidote for espresso?' mockup

'What's the antidote for espresso?'

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Schedule Satirist Gifts Collection

Schedule Satirist Mugs

Enjoy our collection of mugs tailored for schedule satirists—bringing their sharp wit to every morning coffee or tea moment.

Schedule Satirist Pillows

Add some humor to their living space with pillows featuring satirical takes on routines—perfect for fans of clever comedy.

Schedule Satirist Prints

Find the perfect print that captures the essence of satirical humor about schedules—ideal for decorating any creative space.

Schedule Satirist T-Shirts

Check out our humorous t-shirts for schedule satirists—wear their wit and love for satire with pride and style.