Scenic Squad Member Gifts

'Ok, ok. We'll run through it one more time. The rabbit pops up, goes round the tree ..'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Too crowded. Let's go."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Good Luck in your Exams.

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

What Sisyphus Learned: "When life gets rough, you sure find out who your friends are!"

"I already noted plenty of beauty on the drive up."

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

"You can do it!"

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

Back to School: 'Thanks for reminding me!'

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

"...and how about you, Wellington? Does this smell funny to you?"

"So what's your success rate?"

'Sightseer at scenic overlook sees many 'Echo Canyon' signs trailing across the canyon.'

'Scenic route?'

"I heard you may be looking for an assistant in cell growth!"

REPORT CARD, 'This is going to be tough to spin.'

'Yes Dad, it's a wonderful view, but do you need to point it out every single day?'

'Sure, we host weddings, anniversaries and bar mitzvahs. On occasion, we even sell some wine.'

'Wow! What graphics!'

"I think we took a wrong turn in Albuquerque."

"I've joined the world's fastest growing social media website..."

"School is loverly this time of year."

Not So Grand Canyon Next Exit