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'Ok, ok. We'll run through it one more time. The rabbit pops up, goes round the tree ..'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Too crowded. Let's go."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Good Luck in your Exams.

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

What Sisyphus Learned: "When life gets rough, you sure find out who your friends are!"

"I already noted plenty of beauty on the drive up."

Back to School: 'Thanks for reminding me!'

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

"You can do it!"

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

"From here you can see 12 McDonald's..."

"...and how about you, Wellington? Does this smell funny to you?"

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Batfan" in Dallas, you're on. What's your problem?! House of Java Cybercafe. My girlfriend is refusing to go see "Justice League" because she things Marvel's take on the genre is the only way to do it. How do I get her to be more open-minded and tolerant? You don't! Just become less open-minded yourself. You can't change other people, you can only seek vengeance upon them. Um ... Do you happen to have Doctor Phil's number?

'Sightseer at scenic overlook sees many 'Echo Canyon' signs trailing across the canyon.'

"So what's your success rate?"

'Scenic route?'

REPORT CARD, 'This is going to be tough to spin.'

"I heard you may be looking for an assistant in cell growth!"

'Sure, we host weddings, anniversaries and bar mitzvahs. On occasion, we even sell some wine.'

'Yes Dad, it's a wonderful view, but do you need to point it out every single day?'

'Wow! What graphics!'

"I think we took a wrong turn in Albuquerque."

"I've joined the world's fastest growing social media website..."

"I want to capture this leg of our journey."