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'C'mon, Alan, it was just a joke! Don't you think you're overreacting?'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Skeptic Tank.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

Jumping cheerleaders

Mayhem, Inc. Part 26

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"Good to have you aboard. Now, let's meet some of the oddballs weirdos and eccentrics you'll be working with."

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

The six stages of hard drive death and dying.

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

"So what's your success rate?"

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Batfan" in Dallas, you're on. What's your problem?! House of Java Cybercafe. My girlfriend is refusing to go see "Justice League" because she things Marvel's take on the genre is the only way to do it. How do I get her to be more open-minded and tolerant? You don't! Just become less open-minded yourself. You can't change other people, you can only seek vengeance upon them. Um ... Do you happen to have Doctor Phil's number?

Just in time for Halloween...

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 35

Mayhem, Inc. Part 3

'Time out!... Scooper!!'

"I've joined the world's fastest growing social media website..."

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

Target practice

'The buck teeth, the thick glasses, the white socks, the pocket protector.... You're a software pirate, aren't you?'

Meet Mister Printer!

"Any word yet on FDA approval?"

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 9

Mayhem, Inc. Part 32

ESP Clinic

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie: My name is Morgan Peterson and I work with the finance house here in the Netherlands. Our late client, Mr. Williams, bequeathed his entire $650,000,000 estate to you. He was a big fan of your show. Anyway, so that the funds can be transferred to you, all I need is your bank account number and password, your social security number, name, address, phone number, birthdate, and the times when you are away from home. There is no risk to you. Sincerely, Morgan Peterson. I will h

Superheroes.

"If that's 'Dancing with the Stars,' we only work as a group."

'I'm going back as a ghost. It's time to give something back to the community.'