Scapegoat Juggler T-Shirts

"We're going to play the boss's favorite game - 'pin the blame on the scapegoat.'"

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"The meeting will come to order."

To do before Saturday...

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

Brickie's Mate

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

"Balanced Diet"

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

Wha about trying another antivirus?

'As editor, your first job will be to rewrite your resume.'

Inbox and Outbox

A balanced diet is a Cherry Cheesecake in each hand.

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

"Scale" is a versatile word. We can scale rocks. Fish have scales. I love to catch and eat fish. There are music scales. We all enjoy music. Don't forget the bathroom scale. Sadly, when I step on one of those I'm reminded of the Richter Scale numbers recorded when I'm walking.

'I still have time for both work and family - thanks to cloning.'

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

Surgeon

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

I'm not sharing top billing with you on my radio hour. I created it. I am the vision, the reason people tune in, but I'm not a tyrant. I agree you should get your name in the show's title. The Sadie Cohen Radio Hour graciously allows a pervert to make occasional comments. Speak, pervert. Bite me, Tyrant.

"Does it look like I'm on break?"

'He eats his yogurt and carrot sticks out of a grease-stained brown bag to preserve his macho image.'

'What is wrong with you, Covington? Larson's sales territory is twice the size of yours, and yet she managed to find the time to learn how to palm a basketball!'

'It appears the God complex doesn't carry over to the golf links.'

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

Express Checkout: One Basket Only.

Theoresentful

Stressed woman tries to sleep knowing her status report for 48 projects is due in the morning.

'Where did you learn to sing in double-Dutch?'

James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.