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"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

Plant Lady

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

Trawling for Fish.

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

"We're going to play the boss's favorite game - 'pin the blame on the scapegoat.'"

'Just bring a few hundred sausages, plenty of wine and of course your barbeque.'

'We like to make full use of the space.'

"Those are all my passwords."

"I'm sending you to someone who's less squeamish."

Baroque

'I'll need the large blade on this lawyer...I'm performing a radical crapendectomy.'

Department of Redundancy Department - 'Hot Dog' Frank Wiener, Director

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

'Will you get me those healthy eating booklets form the hospital? . . . I need something to start the fire to grill these bratwursts.'

"Some cactuses get all the arms."

"And as the oceans rise, so too will our power!"

Dog working as a butcher.

'You want me to stop playing video games and go outside to play? In all that air pollution?'

"Why do I think you need glasses, Mr. Jones? For one thing...the chart is over this way!"

"And what can I do for you, young lady?"

"It's so unfair, I'm blamed all the time even though it's never my fault..."

Blood Donors Wanted at Black Pudding Store.

'My new glasses are going to be expensive, aren't they?'

'I think your introcular pressure is very high.'

Boss: 'It'd be really easy for me to play the blame game at this point...'

"Hmmm... How can I blame this on her?!"

'Instead of trying to fix the problem, sometimes it's best just to step back and blame the system.'