Scalpel Wrangler Gifts

'May I remind you that this patient is a very successful lawyer specializing in medical malpractice?'

The Baby Walker

High Riders of the Old West

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Mom, can you come get me?"

Editor.

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

The First Day Back

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"We need a better piling system."

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

Nanny with children on leash

'Did you want me, boss?'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

"Are you sure they don't include children?"

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

Literary rain

Steve Irwin.

"I see here the party of the first part says 'potato.' The party of the second part says 'potahto.' The party of the first part says 'tomato,' the party of the second part says 'tomahto.' Both parties, by mutual agreement, wish to call the whole thing off

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

Anatomy.

Snake Dress-Up

Surgeon

"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig."

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

"The Day Center called. They say your little girl is resisting arrest."

Fisherman get a good catch.