Comedy Scalpel Wielder Gifts

Looking for a clever gift for someone who wields comedy with a surgical precision? Our collection celebrates the sharp, witty, and creative side of humor. Perfect for humorists, performers, and anyone who loves to cut straight to the funny bone, these products are designed to make an impact—lightheartedly of course! Whether it’s a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print, each item is crafted to resonate with the cleverest humorists and those who appreciate a perfectly timed joke.

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"Race you to the spleen!"

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Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls mockup

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

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'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.' mockup

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

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Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. VIII

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. VIII mockup

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. VIII

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Act as though you're in a screwball comedy.

Act as though you're in a screwball comedy. mockup

Act as though you're in a screwball comedy.

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"Information is moved via neurotransmitters from neuron to neuron via the synapses into the brain where it is then retrieved by the memory via a slap on the back of the head."

"Information is moved via neurotransmitters from neuron to neuron via the synapses into the brain where it is then retrieved by the memory via a slap on the back of the head."

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Anatomy.

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"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over." mockup

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

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Surgeon

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'I'll need the large blade on this lawyer...I'm performing a radical crapendectomy.'

'I'll need the large blade on this lawyer...I'm performing a radical crapendectomy.' mockup

'I'll need the large blade on this lawyer...I'm performing a radical crapendectomy.'

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'Okay, you're not pre-vets anymore....' mockup

'Okay, you're not pre-vets anymore....'

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'Dad, the baby has swallowed your nails.'

'Dad, the baby has swallowed your nails.' mockup

'Dad, the baby has swallowed your nails.'

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'May I remind you that this patient is a very successful lawyer specializing in medical malpractice?'

'May I remind you that this patient is a very successful lawyer specializing in medical malpractice?' mockup

'May I remind you that this patient is a very successful lawyer specializing in medical malpractice?'

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'After you' said Miss Manners. 'Oh you first' insisted Mrs Etiquette.

'After you' said Miss Manners. 'Oh you first' insisted Mrs Etiquette. mockup

'After you' said Miss Manners. 'Oh you first' insisted Mrs Etiquette.

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This could be interesting...

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'It's a routine operation.'

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"Curl your fingers to avoid cuts when slicing or chopping...I learned that trick on a TV cooking show!"

"Curl your fingers to avoid cuts when slicing or chopping...I learned that trick on a TV cooking show!" mockup

"Curl your fingers to avoid cuts when slicing or chopping...I learned that trick on a TV cooking show!"

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'Are you mentally undressing me again professor?'

'Are you mentally undressing me again professor?' mockup

'Are you mentally undressing me again professor?'

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'I love working on these lawyers. They only have two parts, their mouths and their rears...and those are interchangeable.'

'I love working on these lawyers. They only have two parts, their mouths and their rears...and those are interchangeable.' mockup

'I love working on these lawyers. They only have two parts, their mouths and their rears...and those are interchangeable.'

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"Nails? - Certainly sir. How long do you want them. . . ?"

"Nails? - Certainly sir. How long do you want them. . . ?" mockup

"Nails? - Certainly sir. How long do you want them. . . ?"

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"You're not stepping on it right." mockup

"You're not stepping on it right."

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"And why exactly did you quit your job as a chainsaw salesman, Mr. Shloompf?"

"And why exactly did you quit your job as a chainsaw salesman, Mr. Shloompf?" mockup

"And why exactly did you quit your job as a chainsaw salesman, Mr. Shloompf?"

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"I'm sorry, but I made a big mistake by running off with you. I'm really in love with the fork."

"I'm sorry, but I made a big mistake by running off with you. I'm really in love with the fork." mockup

"I'm sorry, but I made a big mistake by running off with you. I'm really in love with the fork."

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Antoinne the Psychic.

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Warning! Do not slam into this sign while chasing after fly balls.

Warning! Do not slam into this sign while chasing after fly balls. mockup

Warning! Do not slam into this sign while chasing after fly balls.

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'I don't know Arthur, I've heard the service is terrible here.'

'I don't know Arthur, I've heard the service is terrible here.' mockup

'I don't know Arthur, I've heard the service is terrible here.'

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"Seriously honey? You can't just pick a place to eat? Just pick a place already/ Damn!"

"Seriously honey? You can't just pick a place to eat? Just pick a place already/ Damn!" mockup

"Seriously honey? You can't just pick a place to eat? Just pick a place already/ Damn!"

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'Be the fish, catch the fish, Jack.' mockup

'Be the fish, catch the fish, Jack.'

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Closed due to nasty Freudian slip. mockup

Closed due to nasty Freudian slip.

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Woman to skeleton - 'I told you not to go on a No Carb, No Fat, No Meat diet all at once..'

Woman to skeleton - 'I told you not to go on a No Carb, No Fat, No Meat diet all at once..' mockup

Woman to skeleton - 'I told you not to go on a No Carb, No Fat, No Meat diet all at once..'

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Desert Help Desk.

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'Do I bother to check the pH of my home brew? No. Why?'

'Do I bother to check the pH of my home brew? No. Why?' mockup

'Do I bother to check the pH of my home brew? No. Why?'

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'Tonight Fi Fi goes all the way.' mockup

'Tonight Fi Fi goes all the way.'

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Comedy Scalpel Wielder Gifts Collection

Comedy Scalpel Wielder Mugs

Explore our full range of mugs featuring humor that cuts deep — perfect for the comedy scalpel wielder in your life. Click to find the ideal witty cup.

Comedy Scalpel Wielder Pillows

Find humorous pillows that add a sharp sense of style to any space. Perfect for comedy lovers who enjoy a clever touch to their decor—check them out now!

Comedy Scalpel Wielder Prints

Browse our funny prints designed for the comedy scalpel enthusiast. Perfect for decorating with a witty, sharp punch—click to see more.

Comedy Scalpel Wielder T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that deliver humor with surgical precision. Great for comedy fans who love to wear their wit on their sleeve—browse the collection today!