Scalpel Wrangler Prints

'May I remind you that this patient is a very successful lawyer specializing in medical malpractice?'

The Baby Walker

High Riders of the Old West

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Mom, can you come get me?"

Editor.

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

The First Day Back

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"We need a better piling system."

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

'Did you want me, boss?'

Nanny with children on leash

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

Literary rain

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

"Are you sure they don't include children?"

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

"I see here the party of the first part says 'potato.' The party of the second part says 'potahto.' The party of the first part says 'tomato,' the party of the second part says 'tomahto.' Both parties, by mutual agreement, wish to call the whole thing off

Anatomy.

Snake Dress-Up

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey - it's part of the aging process.'

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig."

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"What's it like, working with your hands?"