Shark Wrangler Prints

'I knew a man who'd land a shark by grabbing his tail. We used to call him fearless.'

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

The First Martian Dog.

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

'Come out with your fins up!'

"What did you download at school today?"

Couple of Pikeys.

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

King kong 5 G.

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"I caught a snapping turtle. I hope you're not sitting on him."

Cow Pilot.

Automation of Security

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

'Did you want me, boss?'

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

The difference between cats and dogs.

Steve Irwin.

Snake Dress-Up

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.