Scale Confrontista Gifts

Bad news from the scales.

Secretive Weigh In.

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

Weight Gain Denial

What your guitar says about you.

"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion."

'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.'

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

Please seat to be weighted.

"I wouldn't have to go on a diet if we hadn't gone metric."

Woman and scales.

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

'Never mind another doctor -- I'm referring you to the Bureau of Weights and Measures.'

Woman stands on scales, holds bunch of balloons.

Tiny man plays big cello, huge man plays tiny violin.

'Let's try again but NO laughing this time!'

'Your weight second opinion.'

Practicing the C major scale in 6 positions.

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

Lady Justice using metric scales.

Woman weighing herself sitting on a chair.

Your weight. See, it's up not down. I told you "thin crust" pizza did not mean it would magically slim you.

'LIAR!'

Woman on scales.

'You lie!'

"Well done Fred, you've lost a bit more..."

'Wine and food doesn't go to waste in this hous, but it does go to waist.'

'No matter what you do, you can't cheat a bathroom scale...'

'Doris, I know how much you weigh. Step on the scale and I'll hand you the fish.'

"My scale certainly has no problem finding those hidden calories."

Lady getting her weight taken and machine exploding under pressure.

Scale SOS!