Scale Confrontista Gifts

Bad news from the scales.

Secretive Weigh In.

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

What your guitar says about you.

"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion."

Weight Gain Denial

'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.'

'Never mind another doctor -- I'm referring you to the Bureau of Weights and Measures.'

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

Woman and scales.

Please seat to be weighted.

"I wouldn't have to go on a diet if we hadn't gone metric."

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

Woman stands on scales, holds bunch of balloons.

'Your weight second opinion.'

'Let's try again but NO laughing this time!'

Tiny man plays big cello, huge man plays tiny violin.

Lady Justice using metric scales.

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

Woman weighing herself sitting on a chair.

'LIAR!'

Practicing the C major scale in 6 positions.

Woman on scales.

'You lie!'

'Wine and food doesn't go to waste in this hous, but it does go to waist.'

'No matter what you do, you can't cheat a bathroom scale...'

"My scale certainly has no problem finding those hidden calories."

"Well done Fred, you've lost a bit more..."

'Doris, I know how much you weigh. Step on the scale and I'll hand you the fish.'

Lady getting her weight taken and machine exploding under pressure.

Scale SOS!

"Holy cow! I've gained eight pounds!"