Sawing T-Shirts

'You just GOTTA do things the hard way, don't ya.'

Vroom. Vroom. I said if a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears it

I quilt therefore I am

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Rocking horse

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Tool Box

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

Do it yourself books.

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"Lovely dovetail."

"How soon will this be a remnant

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

D.I.Y

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

D.I.Y with dad.

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.