Sawmill Worker T-Shirts

'Your resume is certainly impressive, Mr. Simmons, but do you have any on the job experience?'

Dog urinating on tree on the back of a lorry

'I need just a hair cut off this.'

Sawmill workers league

Claus 2.0

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Polluted geese

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Motivation to work

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

"We need a union!'

"Lovely dovetail."

Fragile stamper.

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

Time Out For Teddy

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives