Sawmill Worker Pillows

'Your resume is certainly impressive, Mr. Simmons, but do you have any on the job experience?'

Dog urinating on tree on the back of a lorry

'I need just a hair cut off this.'

Sawmill workers league

Claus 2.0

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Polluted geese

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Motivation to work

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"Lovely dovetail."

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

"We need a union!'

Fragile stamper.

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Time Out For Teddy

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

Nuclear waste.

Congratulations Strike Over!