Paper Mill Worker Pillows

"What a coincidence, this letter complaining about our paper mill polluting the river is written on notepaper printed there...."

"I can see everything that goes on in this paper mill. I call it 'Paper-View'."

'02 days without a paper cut.'

"What do you mean, 'There's too much paper work'? We're a paper mill, for Pete's sake!"

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

Can do...No can do

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Time for More Paperwork

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

In and Out Tray

Late/Too Late.

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

Barack Obama's To Do list.

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

A businesswoman's desk breaks under the weight of the 'in' pile

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

Research and Development: Now, Never.

"The good news is the company said I could work from home. The bad news is they made me take all my paperwork with me."

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

'I'll be late for dinner Dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Bureaucracy gone mad!

Black Hole Research Institute - Office only has IN tray - no OUT tray.

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

"Some days, no matter how much you procrastinate, work still gets done."

Empty/Full

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

Oh sure, unload it on me to do it/Out.

Workload management.

"No, it's no mistake. There is no out."