Sawing Gifts

'You just GOTTA do things the hard way, don't ya.'

I quilt therefore I am

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Tool Box

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Rocking horse

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Do it yourself books.

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"Lovely dovetail."

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

"How soon will this be a remnant

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

D.I.Y

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Guide to Carpentry Fish

I love embroidery

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

D.I.Y with dad.

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

'Don't push your luck Simkins with that alleged glove stretcher!'