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'I seem to remember a mishap during your first lesson...'

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

Lumberjack Finds Strange Tree Rings

"Pity that 'on' button's a bit of a stretch."

"Hey, Brian. I can't make it to the park today, but I'll be there in spirit."

I avoided the layoff, but they transferred me to the high-wire act. At least it's steady work.

'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'

Sawrd Fighting

'Awesome!'

"Since no one showed up, I'll keep my remarks brief."

Carpenter

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

I'm leaving the band in order to pursue a solo career.

"It ain't pretty. You got a bad flap-valve leak, and your tenor drones are all gunked up. It'll be a week at least, IF I can get the parts. I do got a loaner, but she ain't much."

"My one man play is now in the west end. I play Lee Harvey Oswald."

'You just GOTTA do things the hard way, don't ya.'

'Technical Support. While you're on hold for the next hour, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '

Early Power Saws

Carpenter

Violinist

Sad Songs.

'Can you call back? He's busy right now.'

'I need just a hair cut off this.'

Ice Sculpting Classes.

Greeting cards: Stockmarket Up and Down.

'Don't look at me...'

'I sure am glad we came up here to practice for the Talent Show.'

Although they were a protected species, they were still hunted by poachers for their ivory.

Vroom. Vroom. I said if a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears it

"I'm going for the stripped pine look."

Self-isolation synchronised swimming

'Next!'

Sorry, I've got to go...it's opening time.

Teamwork: "He's not good at playing well with others."