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'It's half as good as our $10 special.'

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

'Who gets the decaf?'

'The food is great, but it's embarrassing the way she always insists on burping you.'

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

"For drinks or dinner?"

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

Choice hellhole

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

"The usual."

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"I'll have the prayer breakfast."

Two scottish gentleman debating over having Welsh rabbit