Cautious Diner T-Shirts

Celebrate their careful approach to eating with a fun and comfortable t-shirt. Ideal for casual wear, it showcases their cautious dining style with a clever and light-hearted touch.

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'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.' mockup

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

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"What'll it be - one large risk or several small ones?"

"What'll it be - one large risk or several small ones?" mockup

"What'll it be - one large risk or several small ones?"

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'When it comes to our Boef flambe safety is paramount.'

'When it comes to our Boef flambe safety is paramount.' mockup

'When it comes to our Boef flambe safety is paramount.'

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"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for Godâ��s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for Godâ��s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate." mockup

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for Godâ��s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

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"Waiter... This roast chicken. Can I see it's death certificate please?"

"Waiter... This roast chicken. Can I see it's death certificate please?" mockup

"Waiter... This roast chicken. Can I see it's death certificate please?"

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"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?" mockup

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

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"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?" mockup

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

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As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant. mockup

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

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Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius mockup

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

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"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat." mockup

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

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'Too much information! I prefer not knowing my lobster's name was Sigmund.'

'Too much information! I prefer not knowing my lobster's name was Sigmund.' mockup

'Too much information! I prefer not knowing my lobster's name was Sigmund.'

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"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."

"You can come in. But don't try anything funny." mockup

"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."

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I recommend the ketchup.

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At Travel Agent - "We're interested in a no-diarrhea itinery."

At Travel Agent - "We're interested in a no-diarrhea itinery." mockup

At Travel Agent - "We're interested in a no-diarrhea itinery."

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'You don't need a menu here, mate. If you can't see it on my apron, we don't sell it.'

'You don't need a menu here, mate. If you can't see it on my apron, we don't sell it.' mockup

'You don't need a menu here, mate. If you can't see it on my apron, we don't sell it.'

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'Mutter mutter...I was talking to my broccoli.'

'Mutter mutter...I was talking to my broccoli.' mockup

'Mutter mutter...I was talking to my broccoli.'

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Today's special: Roadkill stew.

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Customer admires courtyard of bagel shaped restaurant.

Customer admires courtyard of bagel shaped restaurant. mockup

Customer admires courtyard of bagel shaped restaurant.

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"Okay, guys. Don't open your chutes till I give the word."

"Okay, guys. Don't open your chutes till I give the word." mockup

"Okay, guys. Don't open your chutes till I give the word."

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'Hmmm, this is too good to be true: I can smell a rat...'

'Hmmm, this is too good to be true: I can smell a rat...' mockup

'Hmmm, this is too good to be true: I can smell a rat...'

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'Troubled about eating meat? Ethicist on the premises.'

'Troubled about eating meat? Ethicist on the premises.' mockup

'Troubled about eating meat? Ethicist on the premises.'

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Height barrier accident.

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'As far as we know, no one who has eaten out genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten out genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.' mockup

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten out genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

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'It's half as good as our $10 special.' mockup

'It's half as good as our $10 special.'

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"Yep - peanut-free, Ebola-free, gluten-free. That'll be $74."

"Yep - peanut-free, Ebola-free, gluten-free. That'll be $74." mockup

"Yep - peanut-free, Ebola-free, gluten-free. That'll be $74."

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'Mom says if you're going to buy anything online,I'm supposed to make sure it's a secure site.'

'Mom says if you're going to buy anything online,I'm supposed to make sure it's a secure site.' mockup

'Mom says if you're going to buy anything online,I'm supposed to make sure it's a secure site.'

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Drink Driving

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'Better slow it down a bit.'

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Bacon Bits

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'I think I'll just leave a hate tip,' mockup

'I think I'll just leave a hate tip,'

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"I'm running late—some people were waiting for my table so I had to take my sweet time."

"I'm running late—some people were waiting for my table so I had to take my sweet time." mockup

"I'm running late—some people were waiting for my table so I had to take my sweet time."

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"I think this may be an appropriate moment to say a few words in memory of the animals we've slaughtered for our pleasure."

"I think this may be an appropriate moment to say a few words in memory of the animals we've slaughtered for our pleasure." mockup

"I think this may be an appropriate moment to say a few words in memory of the animals we've slaughtered for our pleasure."

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"We'd prefer the sort of place where we won't catch any disfiguring diseases or be killed by fanatics."

"We'd prefer the sort of place where we won't catch any disfiguring diseases or be killed by fanatics." mockup

"We'd prefer the sort of place where we won't catch any disfiguring diseases or be killed by fanatics."

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'I don't know Arthur, I've heard the service is terrible here.'

'I don't know Arthur, I've heard the service is terrible here.' mockup

'I don't know Arthur, I've heard the service is terrible here.'

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Pick Your Own Lobster/Pick Your Own Baby Lamb Chop

Pick Your Own Lobster/Pick Your Own Baby Lamb Chop mockup

Pick Your Own Lobster/Pick Your Own Baby Lamb Chop

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Cautious Diner Mugs

Explore our range of mugs perfect for cautious diners, featuring witty designs that bring humor to every sip. Find the ideal mug to match their careful dining personality.

Cautious Diner Pillows

Discover cozy pillows that love to spotlight cautious diners, blending comfort with a playful message about their careful approach to food.

Cautious Diner Prints

Browse our collection of prints that honor cautious culinary habits with humor and style. Great for decorating kitchens or dining rooms with personality.