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'It's all very well not trusting the banks, but I'm getting a nose bleed.'

Honest Vending

Balancing two espresso martinis

An informed voter is a good voter

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

'It wasn't easy, but I got you a jury of your peers — six hairdressers, five interior decorators, and a professor of 18th Century poetry.'

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

Music Freak.

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

'I'm afraid the motion has been carried and you lost.'

"Now, how many of you liked the viola player best?"

'It won't take bitcoins.'

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

"If you were truly blessed by genius, it wouldn't end there, believe you me!"

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

Cello Composer

"take your best shot, counselor."

The Cello Victims

"The secret of time management? Never take anyone off hold."

'Innocent Mr Wilks? I'll be the judge of that.'

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

A Victorian lion chair is given a tail.

'...Love, honor, cherish, and be careful what you wish for.'