Saving Virtuoso Gifts

'It's all very well not trusting the banks, but I'm getting a nose bleed.'

Balancing two espresso martinis

Honest Vending

An informed voter is a good voter

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

Does "worldly goods" include intellectual property?

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Music Freak.

'I'm afraid the motion has been carried and you lost.'

Leonard Cohen

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

'It wasn't easy, but I got you a jury of your peers — six hairdressers, five interior decorators, and a professor of 18th Century poetry.'

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

"Now, how many of you liked the viola player best?"

'It won't take bitcoins.'

Cello Composer

"If you were truly blessed by genius, it wouldn't end there, believe you me!"

"take your best shot, counselor."

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

The Cello Victims

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

"The secret of time management? Never take anyone off hold."

Vendo Tree.

'Innocent Mr Wilks? I'll be the judge of that.'

A Victorian lion chair is given a tail.

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

'Wait a minute -- aren't you going to read me my rights?'