Wrapping Virtuoso T-Shirts

"I know you wrapped it yourself. I recognised the duct tape."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

'Coleridge'

Poetry repairman

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

Does "worldly goods" include intellectual property?

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

Writer

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Bring It On!

"By the way, about your presentation...Management has made a surprise visit."

Writer Blinds Shakespeare in Shame.

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

Leonard Cohen

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

Nikolai Alekseevich Klyuev

Music Freak.

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

Dante Alighieri

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

Emily Dickinson

"It's the poet in him trying to get out."

"You've got to give Hunter top marks for presentation."

Barbara Streisand

Let's see what's around the poetry corner. You mean, we should take a turn for the verse.

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

Recording Studio

James Russell Lowell