Wrapping Virtuoso Pillows

"I know you wrapped it yourself. I recognised the duct tape."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

'Coleridge'

Poetry repairman

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

Writer

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Bring It On!

Music Freak.

Writer Blinds Shakespeare in Shame.

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

Nikolai Alekseevich Klyuev

"By the way, about your presentation...Management has made a surprise visit."

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

Dante Alighieri

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

Emily Dickinson

"It's the poet in him trying to get out."

"You've got to give Hunter top marks for presentation."

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

"If you were truly blessed by genius, it wouldn't end there, believe you me!"

Recording Studio

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

James Russell Lowell