Folding Virtuoso T-Shirts

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Balancing two espresso martinis

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

"Whine and cheezed party."

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

'Coleridge'

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

Poetry repairman

Writer

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

Nikolai Alekseevich Klyuev

Piano Prompt

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

Writer Blinds Shakespeare in Shame.

Dante Alighieri

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

Emily Dickinson

"It's the poet in him trying to get out."