Save The Pandas Gifts

The only problem with your current diet is really deforestation, and I'm afraid I'm unable to help...

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

"Okay lets go. You can message your friends after dinner."

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"You're adopted."

"I've no idea what he said...but he's so darned cute."

"Look, until there's a Tinder for pandas, we have to meet the old-fashioned way: being locked in a room together by scientists."

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

'Don't give me that 'Protected Species' excuse: You've been naughty, you'll be punished!'

Save the world together

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

System failure - calling for sysadmin...

World Health Organization

"Head of Sales, VP of Marketing, and an endangeres species....Wow. I'm impressed..."

"You know, we have our little spats, but we don't argue about what to eat nearly as much as other couples."

"Don't ask where it comes from. Just be glad I can provide."

Pandas talk about the P.M.'s visit to China.

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

"We learnt about nutrition at school today Mum: Our diet didn't rate well at all..."

"It's a panda-cam production of 'Streetcar,' but it is live theatre."

'Well, I have to say, the future doesn't look too good for you unless Humans get their act together...'

'Apparently, the cub will be deported back to China when she is two.'

"This is the precise reason I didn't want bamboo flooring."

'The keepers will be in soon - we better get back to the straw and bamboo.'

'Now look at what you did! You upset the garbage can and scattered garbage everywhere. Son, I'm proud of you.'

Octopuses surf too.

Gus never found the perfect wave

'The exercise hasn't been a total failure. My personal trainer lost 10 pounds.'

"I don't know, we never want to mate, we only eat one thing...what're we, trying to go extinct?"

'Please stop... I'm getting motion sickness.'