Pandas Gifts

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

"One more crack like that and you'll end up with a white eye."

"Look, until there's a Tinder for pandas, we have to meet the old-fashioned way: being locked in a room together by scientists."

Goldilocks's plan to try the same thing at the three panda's house backfires.

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

"It's a panda-cam production of 'Streetcar,' but it is live theatre."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

'I think it's due to our lifetime in captivity.'

'For someone on the verge of extinction he looks surprisingly well.'

Panda

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"You're adopted."

"That's more like it Perkins..!!"

Engineer on the move.

"I've no idea what he said...but he's so darned cute."

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"Your mascara is running."

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

Drama Llama

Businessman dreaming of pie charts when he sees a pizza.

"Let's face it Mum, the main reason we're an endangered species is that we're fussy eaters..."

'Don't give me that 'Protected Species' excuse: You've been naughty, you'll be punished!'

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

World Championship Mime-Off -'HEYYY! He's in a REAL box!!'

"You know, we have our little spats, but we don't argue about what to eat nearly as much as other couples."

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

Cab Calloway Swings

"That's a zombie, alright. But he's the worst kind. He doesn't eat brains, he eats data."

"Head of Sales, VP of Marketing, and an endangeres species....Wow. I'm impressed..."

John Woodvine

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'