"I haven't change my New Year's resolutions, just the year I'll do them."
Goal Postponer Gifts
Searching for a thoughtful gift for someone who tends to delay their goals? Our collection offers humorous and charming items perfect for inspiring a positive perspective on taking their time. These creative products are ideal for anyone who embraces the art of postponement, turning their laid-back attitude into a delightful statement. Whether it’s a quirky pillow, a witty mug, or a vibrant print, find something that resonates with their relaxed yet creative vibe.
'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'
"Approaching 10,000 steps."
"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."
'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'
College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room
"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."
'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'
What else is there to wish for?
Football
My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".
Cat with Lion reflection in mirror
The Salesman
'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'
Target your customer.
Win - win
"I want to make it before I hit thirty."
"This year I resolve to embrace change."
"One day, I'll be the first woman!"
"Colin kept the bar fairly low."
"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"
'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'
The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.
'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'
'You are dreaming the impossible team.'
"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."
"Okay, you got this! Who introduced the theory of punctuated equilibrium?"
In and Out Box
"I'm running away to join the W.N.B.A."
Wall Street has a one way arrow upwards.
'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'
"You'll find I'm highly motivated and ambitious...oh, is this your desk?"
'Unfortunately, we were a little off-target again this quarter.'
'Wow, that is a really big goal!'
'My stretch goal for this year is to get 52 weekly paychecks.'
Goal Postponer Gifts Collection
Goal Postponer Mugs
Explore our range of mugs that perfectly capture the humorous spirit of goal postponers. Brighten their day with a witty or charming design guaranteed to make them smile.
Goal Postponer Pillows
Cosy up with pillows that celebrate the relaxed attitude of goal postponers. A playful addition to their home decor that’s both cheerful and comfortable.
Goal Postponer Prints
Add a touch of humor and inspiration to their space with prints that gently poke fun at the art of delaying and doing things at their own pace.
Goal Postponer T-Shirts
Check out our fun t-shirts designed for those who enjoy embracing their own timing. Perfect to wear when they’re just doing things their way.