Goal Postponer Mugs

"I haven't change my New Year's resolutions, just the year I'll do them."

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

What else is there to wish for?

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Football

The Salesman

Target your customer.

Win - win

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

"Okay, you got this! Who introduced the theory of punctuated equilibrium?"

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

In and Out Box

"I'm running away to join the W.N.B.A."

Wall Street has a one way arrow upwards.

"You'll find I'm highly motivated and ambitious...oh, is this your desk?"

'Unfortunately, we were a little off-target again this quarter.'

'Wow, that is a really big goal!'

'My stretch goal for this year is to get 52 weekly paychecks.'

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'