Goal Pursuer Mugs

"I'm running away to join the W.N.B.A."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Profit

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

'I think I know what the problem is!'

The Salesman

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

Sales.

"You are aware that we try to make money here, yes?"

She required plenty of personal space.

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

Noise Pollution

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

I want to make this company green the old fashion way...

We Made a Fortune! 'That's good enough for me. I don't really need the specifics...'

'These latest figure are encouraging...'

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

'Give it to me straight, Mr. Erskine. Is there a downside to unmitigated greed?'

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

Men can show their emotions!

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

"Once more, with fury."