Savanna Enthusiast Gifts

"I told you, he's off limits. He does all out tech support."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'My feet are killing me.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

The Runaway Horse

Gardener attacked by plants.

Allotment

Polluted geese

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Romantic Giraffes

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

A large leaf falling on a dog

'Life is great' down on the farm.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Bring your own inflatable.

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'