Savannah Explorer Gifts

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

'No swimming. No breathing.'

The Origami Society...

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

'You say you were King of the Jungle, but it seems your experience is mainly in savannah grassland...'

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"Tinnitus?"

Thug life on safari.

'I wish I was creative'

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

Elephant ass selfie.

Safari.

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Thar she blows!'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

Dollphins

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

Pelican and Origami

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

Ricochet

'Relax, I think it just wants the chum pizza.'

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

'I say, it would be ever so nice if you could hand me my rubber ducky'.

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

Sea Rescue - rescuing animals from the arc.

Lion in Winter