Sahara Explorer Gifts

'SOME bunker this, eh?'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Vlad the Impala

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

"Look, a bug!"

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

"Eat me"

Cactus seats.

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

'Are we broke yet?'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"Tinnitus?"

Elephant ass selfie.

Thug life on safari.

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

Safari.

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'What are you in the mood for? Fast food or a more leisurely dining experience?'

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

Desert Dermatologist

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

"And that's why you go on safari."

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

God in the bunker.

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.