Safari Explorer Gifts

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"You've got a piece of eco-tourist or something stuck between your teeth."

Safari.

'That's alright Kenny, your dipstick says you've still got half a tank left...'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

Lion in Winter

Bird watchers.

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

"We'll have whatever they are at the next table."

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

'I say, it would be ever so nice if you could hand me my rubber ducky'.

"Right now, they're slow food. When we chase them, they become fast food."

Marmalade the Cheetah steeling baby Ostrich.

"Maybe we should feed the animals."

Thug life on safari.

Rhino seeking surgery

'Do you mind? I'm trying to outrun a lion!'

"I've been in three documentaries, but I've never been nominated."

Big Game Hunter with road kill

'In my day, we feared people wearing Safari Suits... Nowadays, we just laugh at them!'

'Wake up Ted, they're all gone! Looks like we've slept through another stampede...'

'I'm tired of the old and weak ones: They don't really taste that great...'

'Getting to know the African Cuisine.'

"What do you mean the wildebeest migration is over? Why didn't you wake me up?!"

"Now think...If you were a wildebeest what would you be doing right now?"

"Offering free Wi-Fi was genius."

Elephant ass selfie.

Africa Unscripted

Why Giraffes Are Rarely Feature In Comic Strips

"Do you know why we pulled you over today, sir?"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Romantic Giraffes

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Vlad the Impala