Southeast Explorer Gifts

Right way

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'I wish I was creative'

"Tinnitus?"

Solar Panel

The Great Drywall of Sheboygan.

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

Dollphins

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

'Thar she blows!'

Swallows returning to Cappuccino.

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

"Pride, Covetousness, Lust, Anger, Gluttony, Envy..."

'Relax, I think it just wants the chum pizza.'

"Well, it seems Vermont isn’t for lovers after all!"

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

Pelican and Origami

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

'Do you think we can blame it on El Nino?'

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

Panama Papers Scandal