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"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

The Origami Society...

'You say you were King of the Jungle, but it seems your experience is mainly in savannah grassland...'

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

'I wish I was creative'

Elephant ass selfie.

Thug life on safari.

"Tinnitus?"

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

Safari.

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

Dollphins

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

'Thar she blows!'

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

'Relax, I think it just wants the chum pizza.'

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

Pelican and Origami

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

'I say, it would be ever so nice if you could hand me my rubber ducky'.

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

Lion in Winter

A knowledge of where the fish are likely to be located can save hours of frustration.

'Call me paranoid if you like, but I feel as if people are watching me all the time...'