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"Frank, you idiot! That's a Piñata."

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Audio Books

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"What did Jesus order?"

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

William Tell

'And all the executive board members got lovely big payouts and lived happily ever after!'

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

Fairy tale

(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"

'Tarzan's younger brother, Ed, was raised by sloths.'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

'I thought you were going for a walk in the woods. Your porridge has been cooling on the table for hours! '

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'