Sauvignon Sipper Gifts

"At last! Something that goes well with us!"

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Champagne

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

Deflator mouse

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

"Whine and cheezed party."

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

Anton's Bar and Grill

A very fine vintage

Wino Appreciation Group

No boyfriend, can't be bothered t-shirt

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

Thursday is the new Friday

"Mom, what kind of soup do we eat when we're sick?"

I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it? No. What if I drank scotch and smoked a cigar and listened to vinyl records and grew a big lumberjack beard? It's what all the hipsters are doing. You're not a hipster. I'm at least a kneester. At most you're a keister.

"How do I know if it's fresh?... You asked for 'the soup of the day'. You didn't specify what day."

Velvety. And so was the wine.

Lady on left - 'He's a man after my own heart' Lady on right - 'A cardiologist?'

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

"I'll just have a Diet Coke. I'm in the middle of my novel."

"I can't wait till after the election when everything will be perfect."

"A foot bath after a long hard day at work is really nice!"

"It's still stew but the celebrity chef wants to call it a deconstructed steak and ale pie with a dusting of salt in a brown sauce coulis."

Robert Morley

Frank and Ernie's Diner. I'll have the beef and tomato consomme from Santiago. Coming up one chilly Chile Chili!

"My famous chicken soup! The secret ingredient is the rum."

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."