Sauvignon Sipper Gifts

"At last! Something that goes well with us!"

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Champagne

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Deflator mouse

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Whine and cheezed party."

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

A very fine vintage

No boyfriend, can't be bothered t-shirt

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

Anton's Bar and Grill

Wino Appreciation Group

Thursday is the new Friday

Velvety. And so was the wine.

"Mom, what kind of soup do we eat when we're sick?"

"How do I know if it's fresh?... You asked for 'the soup of the day'. You didn't specify what day."

Lady on left - 'He's a man after my own heart' Lady on right - 'A cardiologist?'

"I can't wait till after the election when everything will be perfect."

"My famous chicken soup! The secret ingredient is the rum."

"I'll just have a Diet Coke. I'm in the middle of my novel."

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

"A foot bath after a long hard day at work is really nice!"

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

"You need a hobby."

"It's still stew but the celebrity chef wants to call it a deconstructed steak and ale pie with a dusting of salt in a brown sauce coulis."