Champagne Sipper Gifts

Thursday is the new Friday

'Happy New Year!'

"So if you're the best man at a gay wedding, is that like being first runner-up."

'I think you may have misunderstood the invitation when it said 'Black Tie Only'!'

'A wee glass of Champagne for a special occasion should count as liquor too?'

"Are we celebrating the start of the new year or having survived the old one?"

Two Men Dining.

Recession? What recession?

'Sorry, it's always the same - one glass of champers and I go all giggly!'

"Me? Keeping winning scratch cards? Never!! Champagne officer?"

"People say I have no talent, but I do - I'm frightfully good at inheriting money."

Deflator mouse

Female Couple Celebrating

Champagne

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

We'll have Manhattans...

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"Whine and cheezed party."

Beach flirting

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

No boyfriend, can't be bothered t-shirt

Anton's Bar and Grill

'I told her my biological clock was going off, and she hit my snooze alarm.'

Complaints Desk

"I'm a retriever but I prefer 'Go-Getter'."

A very fine vintage

"Detox is two doors back, bro' - this is retox!"

'Gee, mom, you know I want to visit - I'm just so darned busy.'