Saucy Story Enthusiast Gifts

Boy oh boy Kim, you were right! THIS IS a saucy novel!

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

'Where was the TSA?'

I only have eyes for you

Audio Books

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

Happy Valentine's Day.

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

'Dad's bedtime story was decent, but the special effects were non-existent.'

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Klimt Kiss Phones

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Who Will blink First Hugs.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Love is in the air...

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

Love

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

Funnel of Love

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

Funnel of Love

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."