Saucy Story Enthusiast T-Shirts

Boy oh boy Kim, you were right! THIS IS a saucy novel!

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Victor Hugo

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

'Where was the TSA?'

I only have eyes for you

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

Audio Books

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

'Dad's bedtime story was decent, but the special effects were non-existent.'

Happy Valentine's Day.

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

Klimt Kiss Phones

Who Will blink First Hugs.

'I love it when you spoon me.'

Love is in the air...

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

Love

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

Funnel of Love

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

Funnel of Love

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."