Sauce Sachet Connoisseur Gifts

'I can never open those sachets of sauce.' (Thinks: I think she's falling for my saucy schmooze!'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

The wonderful world of cheese.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

The Main Types of Cheese

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Trail mix?"

Flying sauces.

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Cheese

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

'According to this, she began making wine in her laundry room 30 years ago, and now she's moved on to the garage.'

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

The Running of the Brie

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

Mayo-A-Mayo

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

Future Wrestler

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

"Cheese is just a substitute for the love you've never given me."

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

Dave's Hamburger Shop

Eating ice cream.

'Has someone cut the cheese?'

"Ah — excellent catsup."

Pet owner pours out contents of treats for dog that are oddly shaped. Box titled: 'Funny Bones'.