Sauce Sachet Connoisseur Mugs

'I can never open those sachets of sauce.' (Thinks: I think she's falling for my saucy schmooze!'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

The wonderful world of cheese.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Cheeze Wiz.

The Main Types of Cheese

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Flying sauces.

"Trail mix?"

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Cheese

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

'According to this, she began making wine in her laundry room 30 years ago, and now she's moved on to the garage.'

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

The Running of the Brie

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

Mayo-A-Mayo

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

Future Wrestler

Eating ice cream.

"Cheese is just a substitute for the love you've never given me."

"Ah — excellent catsup."

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

Pet owner pours out contents of treats for dog that are oddly shaped. Box titled: 'Funny Bones'.

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

'Has someone cut the cheese?'

Dave's Hamburger Shop